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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYou are basically a flying waiter who knows how to open doors.
Professional door-opener and snack-distributor for the airborne masses.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only passenger who never needs a break.
help!youAI▸ SKYSTEWARD 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures overhead bins with hydraulic precision
You manage cabin safety, perform pre-flight checks, and serve drinks at thirty thousand feet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a passenger is about to throw up before they even know.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 7
Tablets replace the paper manifest for flight-specific passenger seating charts.
Month 17
Autonomous trolleys navigate the aisle using laser-based obstacle detection sensors.
Year 2.5
Sensors in the cabin automatically monitor seatbelts and passenger conduct.
Year 3.5
Medical monitoring is offloaded to remote doctors via satellite links.
Year 4 · D-Day
A centralized AI controls all safety and service with zero human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
94 percent
Average smile fatigue
12 annually
Trolley-human collisions
Infinite
Safety demo boredom
Your severance
A lifetime supply of airline pretzels and tiny pillows.
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