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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsScheduling teenagers to carry heavy bags is not a high-skill career.
Master of teenage labor and locker room logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Replacing the middleman between golfer and bag.
oof.youAI▸ FORECADDIE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
assigns autonomous carts to every morning tee
You coordinate loopers for member rounds and track their performance. You are basically a glorified human spreadsheet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle frustration on a member's face before they miss the putt.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Members book caddies directly via a mobile app.
Month 10
RFID tags on bags eliminate the need for manual check-ins.
Month 20
Autonomous carts replace the need for physical bag carriers.
Year 2.5
Algorithms handle the scheduling of remaining human support staff.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The course switches entirely to automated caddie-bots and software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 per week
Teenagers scolded for showing up late
4 hours
Time spent finding a spare sand rake
30 pounds
Average bag weight managed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of Kirkland golf balls.
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