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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell luxury land-yachts to people who ignore the turn signal.
Professional dream seller and office coffee connoisseur.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The showroom without the cheesy floor mats.
wheee!you▸ LUXURYDRIVE AUTO-VENDOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reads body language to close the sale
You walk the lot, talk specs, and push the financing paperwork across the mahogany desk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively sense exactly when to stop talking during a test drive.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-fidelity digital renderings replace the need for physical lot walking.
Month 7
Algorithms handle credit checks and loan terms without your desk intervention.
Month 16
Smart screens in cars answer every technical question about vehicle specs.
Year 2.1
Autonomous vehicle transfer systems move inventory directly to customer driveways.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The final commission check is issued to a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 per day
Average coffee cups consumed
60 percent
Time spent talking about rims
High
Customer ego inflation rate
Your severance
A Cadillac-branded baseball cap and one free oil change.
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