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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYou track beans while the algorithm tracks your inevitable financial ruin.
Professional dream-crusher and amateur barista therapist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total roast control for maximum margin growth.
oof.youAI▸ CAFECOMMAND V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes staff schedules based on weather patterns
You juggle supply chains, payroll, rent, and caffeine quality. Soon, a dashboard will do it without the stress.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste the difference between a perfect extraction and a burnt shot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your ingredient usage and waste patterns silently.
Month 5
Automation software takes over vendor ordering to optimize bulk costs.
Month 13
Smart scheduling software manages staff shifts based on foot traffic.
Year 2.1
AI updates menu prices in real time to maximize profit.
Year 3 · D-Day
Your role is officially folded into a central operational cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12%
Average margin error
Too high
Daily caffeine intake
47
Total headaches per week
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm oat milk.
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