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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsYour latte art is just code that the customer cannot drink.
Human espresso dispenser and sandwich architect.
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Perfect froth, zero small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ BARISTABOT X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remembers every order for eternity
You take orders, pull espresso shots, and plate basic meals for morning commuters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a regular is having a bad day without needing sensors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Tablets replace your role in taking verbal drink orders.
Month 10
Sensors adjust grind settings based on real-time humidity data.
Month 20
Cameras monitor bubbles to achieve consistent micro-foam every time.
Year 2.5
High-speed arms layer ingredients onto toasted bread with precision.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The shop goes fully autonomous and you find a new calling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
42 seconds
Average order time
3 per shift
Spilled milk accidents
11 percent
Customer name errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant coffee packets.
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