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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Cafeteria Worker jobs? · Latest report #9pmkeyc9
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your tray cleanup while you still have a physical back.
Professional portioner and steam-table veteran.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding the masses without the mid-shift chat.
oof.youAI▸ FEED-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
restocks entire salad bar in forty seconds
You portion steam-table entrees, restock napkin dispensers, and scrub industrial pots during the mid-day lunch rush.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the mashed potatoes are about to dry out.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track inventory levels to trigger automated restock orders.
Month 12
Vision-guided arms replicate your scooping motion with surgical precision.
Year 2
Closed-loop cleaning systems purge the need for hand-scrubbing pots.
Year 3
The steam tables become self-filling pods to eliminate human contact.
Year 4 · D-Day
The cafeteria locks its doors to humans for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99.9% accurate
Tongs dexterity
Sub-millisecond
Tray wipe speed
Sterile
Sneeze guard hygiene
Your severance
One year of free lukewarm cafeteria mystery meat.
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