Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cake Expert jobs? · Latest report #a3quwb8t
Your job has an expiration date
August 23, 2030
In 3 years, 10 monthsYour artistic flair is just a variable that needs better rounding.
Professional sugar architect and master of buttercream piping.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect sugar architecture every single time.
squeeze.you▸ ICINGMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
perfects the crumb coat in three seconds
You bake, stack, fill, and decorate multi-tiered cakes using precision piping, fondant, and scratch-made sponge recipes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the sponge is perfectly moist just by the touch of your thumb.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map your exact ingredient ratios into a cloud database.
Month 5
Industrial mixers scale and whip your sponges without human touch.
Month 13
Vision-guided arms replicate your hand-piping patterns with zero wobble.
Year 2.2
Smart ovens handle humidity and temp to keep fondant perfect.
Year 3.8 · D-Day
You pack your piping tips as the gantry takes command.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 percent
Average cake collapse rate
1200 units
Fondant smoothing efficiency
Very high
Sugar-induced tremors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium edible glitter.
Discussion
