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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career is literal crumbs and the vacuum is already hungry.
Professional surface-pressure tester and internet cake martyr.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sitting harder, filming faster, zero cleanup.
bzzt.youAI▸ CRUMB-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
records perfectly centered impact footage
You sit on cakes and film the result for online gratification. We automate the physical mess entirely.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a genuine, inexplicable commitment to the structural integrity of a sponge cake.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Algorithms order cakes based on viral trend probability metrics.
Week 9
Fixed sensors trigger high-speed capture at the exact contact moment.
Month 3
A robotic hydraulic platform replaces human weight distribution patterns.
Month 4
Software manages tags and posts directly to social platforms.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine fully replicates your brand, making you officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2.5kg
average frosting weight
8K
post-impact resolution
3 minutes
cake shelf life
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our digital cake-crushing simulator.
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