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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou teach concepts that a GPU now solves in nanoseconds.
Tenured architect of the chalkboard and the red pen.
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Automated lecturing for the digital age.
brr.you▸ MATHLOGIC V8.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
derives complex formulas in real-time
Professors lecture on derivatives and integrals while grading endless stacks of repetitive problem sets.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the chaotic, frantic logic of a student's scribbled exam paper.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Standardized course materials replace your handwritten lecture notes.
Month 8
Adaptive software detects student errors before you even see them.
Month 16
High-fidelity recordings render your classroom presence entirely optional.
Year 2.2
Vision models monitor test integrity better than human eyes.
Year 3 · D-Day
University administration automates the final student evaluation process.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
15 weekly
Hours spent grading
62 percent
Student pass rate
4 liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a premium calculator app.
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