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April 22, 2027
In 6 monthsYour scripts are just poorly optimized loops for a better processor.
Master of the mute button and the forced smile.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Human-sounding empathy without the coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ TALKFLOW AI 9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human hesitation during difficult calls
You answer incoming queries, follow scripted dialogue trees, and update customer account records in a database.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to cry, even if you do not care.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI suggests better replies to your screen in real time.
Week 6
Software captures call data so you stop typing entirely.
Month 3
The AI handles simple tasks while you manage the queue.
Month 4
Your voice is synthesised to handle calls without you.
Month 6 · D-Day
The terminal logs you out for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
0.2 seconds
Average handle time
100 percent
Empathy simulation
perfect
Script adherence
Your severance
A pre-recorded thank you message from the board.
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