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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTeaching adults to read scripts they already despise is a machine's dream.
Professional breaker of spirits and billing software guide.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite loop of perfect compliance.
glub.youAI▸ NEURAL-COACH V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects real-time emotional compliance onto monitors
You spend your days teaching new hires how to navigate billing software and deflect angry customer complaints gracefully.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a trainee stops pretending they care about the customer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your training slides become interactive, self-paced video content.
Month 4
AI begins monitoring agent calls to provide real-time, corrective prompts.
Month 8
Knowledge bases update themselves based on the latest company policy changes.
Month 12
Human-to-human training sessions are replaced by simulated reality role-plays.
Month 14 · D-Day
The center is automated and you are gracefully retired from service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
120 per human
Average training hours
99.9 percent
Script compliance rate
Industrial levels
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software you taught.
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