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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour empathy script is just a slow, expensive data retrieval system.
Professional reader of scripts for people who forgot passwords
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Infinite patience for zero salary
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routes calls to infinite hold loops
You read pre-written responses to angry customers asking about ticket refunds or lost booking confirmations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can occasionally detect the specific, frantic tone of a customer who is actually lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI listens to call openings to guess why they are calling.
Week 6
Voice bots replace the first two minutes of your opening spiel.
Month 3
Customers click a button instead of begging you to click it.
Month 4
AI models handle all escalation paths without human oversight.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server turns off your login credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
0.4 seconds
Average resolution time
Zero
Coffee breaks taken
All of them
Scripts followed
Your severance
A PDF copy of the most common refund FAQs
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