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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour academic curation skills have been successfully outpaced by a script.
Digital gatekeeper of academic ego and formatting errors.
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Curating conferences without the human bottleneck.
help!youAI▸ ABSTRACTAUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters 5000 submissions per millisecond
You manage submission portals, review emails, and organize conference peer-review workflows for academic and industry events.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused professor why their file upload failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart agents start auto-fetching metadata from your submission portal.
Week 6
Automated sentiment analysis handles your entire incoming inquiry queue.
Month 3
Algorithms map paper topics to reviewer profiles without your manual input.
Month 5
Vision models automatically reject files that break your conference template.
Month 7 · D-Day
The system finishes the final program build while you watch.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
142
Emails per day
0%
Submission portal sanity
12%
Human error margin
Your severance
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