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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour focus-pulling is impressive but the math will soon be better.
Professional tape-measure enthusiast and gear wrangler.
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Perfect focus in every single frame.
oof.youAI▸ LENSMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
tracks eyes through dust and smoke
You manage focus, media, and camera rigging under extreme pressure. Your hands move faster than any tripod can.
The one thing AI can't do
You intuitively sense when the DP is about to change their mind.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lenses gain real-time depth mapping from sensors.
Month 10
Timecode sync becomes fully automated via wireless pulses.
Month 20
Gimbals self-balance using AI-driven weight distribution logs.
Year 2.5
Internal storage offloads data directly to cloud servers.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The camera rig now controls focus and framing entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
99.99 percent
Focus pull accuracy
3.2 seconds
Average lens change
Zero
Tape marks needed
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a silent film museum.
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