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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSwitching inputs is just a glorified version of playing Simon Says.
Professional yeller at people holding heavy glass lenses.
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The director that never misses a cut.
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autocuts between camera feeds frame-perfectly
Coordinating live multi-camera feeds for broadcasts and capturing real-time action shots. You yell at camera operators until the composition looks decent.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the on-air talent is about to have a mental breakdown.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Computer vision tracks actors automatically without needing a human to shout instructions over intercom.
Month 5
AI-driven vision mixers switch between pre-set camera angles based on audio levels and subject movement.
Month 10
Automated cues replace the need for an director to yell instructions to camera operators.
Month 16
Predictive algorithms anticipate shot transitions based on script timing and historical broadcast data.
Year 2 · D-Day
Production control rooms are permanently purged of human directors and their fragile emotional states.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Excessive
Average ego size
4.2
Seconds until mistake
24 per second
Inputs processed
Your severance
A decommissioned tally light and a handwritten note.
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