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Will AI replace Camera Salesman jobs? · Latest report #82rru4ff
Your job has an expiration date
September 2, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsSelling yesterday's resolution to people who already have better ones.
Expert at justifying f-stops to confused beginners.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect gear matching without the small talk.
no no noyouAI▸ OPTICSELECTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects sensor data onto the retina
You explain megapixels to confused tourists and try to upsell expensive lenses they will never actually use.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer realizes they are out of their depth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive web kiosks replace your printed spec sheets.
Month 5
Robotic sensors verify camera condition instantly.
Month 10
Algorithms guess customer needs better than you do.
Month 15
Stores become unmanned lockers for click-and-collect.
Month 22 · D-Day
The final salesman is decommissioned to preserve shelf space.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4820 daily
average camera specs recited
94 percent
customers ignoring advice
12000 annually
lenses sold to hobbyists
Your severance
A vintage film camera with a broken shutter.
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