Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Campaign AI Policy Strategist jobs? · Latest report #a5zfjy7q
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a glorified prompt wrapper for political spin cycles.
Full-stack liar, expert in prompt-based political maneuvering.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating safer lies at the speed of thought.
oof.youAI▸ SPINBOT VOTER-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters voter outrage into benign policy whitepapers
You translate executive whims into AI policy and talk to voters. Your job is mostly corporate-grade bullshitting.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weird, specific talent for nodding along while someone demands impossible tech.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual Claude scripts are moved to a central repository.
Month 4
The bot starts writing the first drafts based on polling.
Month 8
Voter feedback is fed directly into the policy generator.
Month 12
You spend your final months just clicking approve on drafts.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system replaces your login with a direct API feed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
4,000
Prompt cycles per hour
Calculated
Voter empathy score
0.02ms
Policy pivot latency
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a premium AI chatbot.
Discussion
