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August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou track metrics that exist only to justify your own existence.
Professional spreadsheet builder and meeting slide architect.
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You parse campaign engagement data to inform product strategy. You translate user feedback into actionable feature requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the tone of a frustrated email that a dataset completely misses.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scripts replace your manual spreadsheet filtering routines.
Week 9
Large language models draft your weekly performance summaries automatically.
Month 5
Algorithmic engines replace your intuition-based product strategy sessions.
Month 7
Bots push dashboards to executives so you don't have to.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire as the software manages itself indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
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Time spent in slides
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