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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour ability to click buttons in Salesforce is officially deprecated.
Professional button-pusher and recipient of vague marketing briefs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Briefs to delivery, no human error.
oof.youAI▸ BRAZE-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates lead nurturing cycles before you blink
You translate client briefs into campaign configurations within marketing automation platforms and generate performance reports for stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the client's terrible campaign idea failed at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI maps your creative assets to campaign fields automatically.
Month 3
Natural language models turn client emails into actionable configurations.
Month 6
Scripts identify and fix broken links before they go live.
Month 9
Bots compile performance metrics into slides without human input.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all campaigns.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
0.04 seconds
Click-to-Conversion lag
Zero
Brief interpretation error
Eight hours
Human sleep requirement
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our enterprise automation suite.
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