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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsConverting your personal connections into PAC money is remarkably simple for code.
Professional guilt-tripper for people who never call you back.
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siphons campaign cash through algorithmically tailored guilt
You spend days begging wealthy donors for checks and managing cold-call donor lists for senate candidates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a donor with a perfectly convincing, human-sounding voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software writes more effective outrage emails than you ever could.
Month 4
Bots identify wealthy donors faster by scraping public records and social-media.
Month 8
Synthesized voices handle the cold calls without ever feeling awkward or tired.
Month 13
Machine learning identifies exactly when to ask for money for success.
Month 18 · D-Day
Campaigns realize human begging is an expensive and slow bottleneck.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
100 percent
Cold calls avoided
5000
Guilt-tripping emails per minute
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Donor retention rate
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