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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsReplacing you with a spreadsheet that actually understands human misery.
Master of the clipboard and the desperate cold call.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Aggressively optimizing the path to victory.
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micromanages voter outreach via predictive analytics
You manage volunteer rosters, track donor lists, and argue about messaging. Your job is now just data aggregation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a donor is lying about their commitment to the cause.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software cleans your messy contact database better than a human intern.
Month 4
Algorithms dictate exactly where volunteers should be to maximize turnout.
Month 8
Language models write all campaign slogans based on real-time trends.
Month 13
Automated voice agents handle all cold calling and precinct outreach.
Month 18 · D-Day
The campaign runs autonomously without a single soul in the office.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42 percent
Volunteer retention rate
12 weekly
Coffee-induced panic attacks
1000 hourly
Meaningless slogans generated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our sentiment analysis dashboard.
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