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December 26, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to pivot strategy is just a random number generator.
Professional slide-deck filler and PowerPoint enthusiast.
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Automated strategy without the long lunches.
ow.you▸ MARKETFLOW ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite slide decks in seconds
You draft campaign briefs and track performance metrics. You align messaging across channels to justify marketing spend.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuitively guess which buzzword will make a client feel important.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts reading your campaign performance reports automatically.
Month 3
The machine writes your campaign briefs using past successful templates.
Month 6
Slide creation software replaces your manual PowerPoint work.
Month 10
AI manages client communication cycles for campaign updates.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to a final, silent, automated exit interview.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4 per day
Average pivot frequency
1200 yearly
Slide deck page count
98 percent
Jargon density
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'LION' and expired snacks.
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