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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour institutional expertise is just a dataset with a higher salary.
Senior Director (mostly PowerPoint, emotionally defensive of KPIs).
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The board prefers math over your gut feeling.
toast.youAI▸ ENROLLMENTSAGE V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
replaces your slide decks with live data
You interpret student recruitment data to tell colleges where to spend money. Your job is essentially fancy consulting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a Board of Trustees with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
The machine ingests every past slide deck you have ever created.
Week 10
Sensors identify trends faster than your junior strategists can.
Month 6
The AI writes the slide decks while you are sleeping.
Month 10
A screen in the boardroom replaces your need to present.
Month 14 · D-Day
The university stops paying for your judgment entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 percent
Annual Enrollment Forecast Error
4,200
Strategic PowerPoint Slides Produced
18 gallons
Coffee Consumed Per Quarter
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one very expensive pen.
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