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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour career prospects are as empty as the aluminium cans you handle.
Human interface for high-speed aluminium processing.
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Sorting cans without the biological lag.
split.you▸ CANSORT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
scans 500 units per second
You sort, inspect, and package aluminium beverage containers on a moving production line. The machines are already faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can identify a dented can by sound before the sensor registers the deformity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
High-speed vision sensors map the conveyor belt layout.
Month 8
The AI learns to distinguish between good and crushed cans.
Month 13
Pneumatic kickers replace your hand-sorting actions.
Month 18
Physical barriers prevent human access to the active line.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Your access badge is deactivated as the line goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
2,000+
Cans per minute
4 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Machine nap frequency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty aluminium cans.
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