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October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsSorting sticky aluminum soda cans is a hobby, not a career.
Professional debris curator and expert sticky-floor navigator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning trash into cash without the sticky hands.
toast.you▸ DEPOSIT-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
scans barcodes and rejects non-deposit brands
You count returned aluminum cans, crush them into dense bricks, and process customer payouts for deposit refunds.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the unique sound of a crushed can being swapped for a non-deposit one.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking every container inserted into the machine.
Month 12
Vision systems verify brands while the human handles edge cases.
Year 2
Robotic arms pick and sort cans by alloy and manufacturer.
Year 2.5
Refunds are processed instantly to mobile wallets, removing cash management.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human worker is replaced by a fully autonomous kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4500 units
Average cans processed daily
every 2 hours
Spilled soda cleanup frequency
too high
Human error in counting
Your severance
A lifetime supply of empty soda cans.
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