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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsPolitely negotiating your own professional extinction with a forced smile.
Expert in vague wording and strategic coffee breaks.
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oof.youAI▸ STATECRAFT-OS 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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Managing international relations, drafting diplomatic cables, and maintaining formal state channels with endless bureaucratic patience.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know exactly which tea to serve when the tension is unbearable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest all historical cables to predict your next response.
Month 6
Virtual avatars handle routine press inquiries and standard state messaging.
Month 15
Software writes your treaty amendments faster than any committee meeting.
Year 2.2
High-fidelity telepresence units replace the need for physical diplomatic travel.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
StateCraft-OS fully manages all foreign relations without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
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Average handshake firmness
Unlimited
Cables drafted per day
Zero
International incidents caused
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a post you did not request.
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