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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTranslating DNA into PowerPoint for people who don't read code.
Professional translator of messy sequencing data into neat charts.
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Mapping tumors faster than humanly possible.
bzzt.youAI▸ ONCOGRAPH V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters genomic noise in nanoseconds
You spend all day cleaning genomic datasets and running alignment pipelines to find mutations in cancer cells.
The one thing AI can't do
You can distinguish a real biological anomaly from a sensor glitch with one look.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now handle your messy FASTQ formatting tasks automatically.
Month 4
Server-side scripts take over all your recurring alignment processes.
Month 12
AI models build visual reports directly from raw sequencing data.
Month 20
A language model turns technical mutation logs into human summaries.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the lab without needing your scripts anymore.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4 Liters
Coffee consumed while debugging
94 Percent
Scripts that never run
89 Percent
Percentage of work just sorting CSVs
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