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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2033
In 7 yearsYour lab bench is just a very expensive paperweight in waiting.
Master of messy sequences and grant application denial letters.
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collapses gene pathways into actionable drug targets
You analyze genomic sequencing data to identify cancer markers and design targeted clinical study parameters.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a hypothesis when the data is noisy and contradictory.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Algorithms begin filtering your raw genomic files for clean signals.
Month 10
AI systems start guessing the mutations before you finish typing.
Year 2.4
Software writes your funding requests so convincingly they get approved.
Year 4
Lab hardware takes over the pipetting and freezer inventory management.
Year 7 · D-Day
The Oracle concludes your research; you are thanked for the data.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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12 Petabytes
Genomic data processed per second
42 percent
Human intuition margin of error
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