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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a slow, expensive way to run simulations.
Still waiting for a breakthrough that isn't a p-value.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning biological chaos into predictable profits.
oof.you▸ GENOMIX INFERENCE ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
identifies oncology pathways before breakfast
You spend years correlating genetic mutations and metabolite shifts in cell cultures. You seek patterns in biological noise.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a lab sample has been contaminated by a lazy intern.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software scrubs your messy datasets while you sleep.
Month 5
Digital twins replace your physical cell culture experiments.
Month 10
AI writes your funding applications with perfect accuracy.
Month 16
Algorithms find correlations you physically could not process.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system finishes the final research cycle without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 million
Data sets parsed per hour
14 percent
Human error rate in lab
60 percent
Average paper rejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed journal articles.
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