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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsYou chase molecular ghosts while the machine simply guesses the winners.
Master of pipettes and disappointed by p-values.
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Turning cancer research into a background task
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simulates protein folding in real-time
You map molecular pathways to find drug targets. Your work involves endless petri dish assays and clinical trial data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend a counter-intuitive hunch when the data looks like total noise.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
AI absorbs your entire lab notebook archive to find patterns.
Month 12
Software proposes molecular targets faster than any human committee.
Month 20
Physical arms manage the tedious liquid handling and plate incubation.
Year 2.3
The machine runs synthetic patients through digital drug simulations.
Year 3 · D-Day
The research department is rebranded as a server maintenance team.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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Failed experiments
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Data points analyzed
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