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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYour clipboard is just a slow, fleshy tablet waiting for an update.
Professional cat-herder of clinical trials and paperwork.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating patient intake with clinical precision.
nom.you▸ TRIALFLOW PRO V.4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
secures patient consent via biometric verification
You juggle patient recruitment and data entry while chasing doctors for signatures. Your manual tracking is ending soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a patient is too distressed to continue the interview process.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Patients begin receiving automated trial intake forms on their mobile devices.
Month 9
A booking algorithm replaces your manual calendar management and appointment confirmations.
Year 2
Biometric verification software replaces your in-person presence during study consent sessions.
Year 3.1
Natural language models extract and log trial data directly from medical records.
Year 4 · D-Day
All research coordination tasks are unified within the autonomous TrialFlow system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 Hours
Data Entry Latency
45 Minutes
In-person Consent Time
62 Percent
Patient Follow-up Rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated scheduling app.
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