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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour pipette accuracy is impressive but your p-values lack automated rigor.
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interprets ambiguous results with aggressive bias
You culture cells and run biochemical assays. Then you stare at data until it says what you want.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit when a cell line is acting weird for no reason.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors monitor cell health so you stop hovering over incubators.
Month 4
Automated arms take over your repetitive pipetting and plate preparation.
Month 10
Vision systems read your protein bands faster than your tired eyes.
Month 16
Large language models optimize your failing experiments before you try.
Year 2 · D-Day
The AI completes the study while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
14 percent
Western Blot errors
too high
Pipetting fatigue
four litres
Coffee consumed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Nature (digital only).
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