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October 21, 2031
In 5 yearsYour ability to bribe dogs with treats is sadly not proprietary.
Professional kibble-dispenser and professional listener to barking.
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Automated kennel health and play management.
split.you▸ K9-MONITOR PRO V3▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 5 YEARSAI's Special Power
administers calming pheromones and automated rewards
You monitor kennel health, administer medications, and manage exercise rotations for sheltered animals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle shift in a dog's mood before it becomes a problem.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
RFID sensors replace manual paperwork for checking animal health status.
Month 12
Robotic feeders calculate and release medication based on biometric weight data.
Year 2
Pressure-washing units sanitize concrete runs without human intervention or oversight.
Year 3
Vision models flag aggressive behavior long before a human would notice.
Year 5 · D-Day
The facility runs entirely on autonomous climate and welfare management protocols.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
3.2
Average bites per month
140
Seconds per kennel clean
Infinite
Treat consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry kibble.
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