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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsManaging drivers is just babysitting with more traffic and fewer naps.
Professional cat-herder for high-stakes botanical courier services.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimised dispatch without the human drama.
glub.youAI▸ ROUTELOGIC WEEDFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reoptimizes delivery routes in real time
You shuffle manifests and soothe delivery drivers. Your job is basically logistics with a specific green inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a driver is lying about their flat tire location.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software automatically calculates the fastest routes for your drivers.
Month 5
Sensors report van issues before drivers even notice them.
Month 13
Algorithms replace your mood-based bonus schemes with pure data.
Year 1.9
Your team meetings shift to screen-based app notifications.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the entire fleet.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
14 per week
driver complaints handled
too many
vans needing oil changes
12 sectors
delivery zones managed
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium rolling paper.
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