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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour ability to describe terpenes cannot compete with a database.
Professional gatekeeper of the sticky icky.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The frictionless terminal for herbal procurement.
oof.youAI▸ BUDVAULT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses precise weights with zero human error
You weigh out gram quantities for customers and verify government IDs against state databases for legal compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about having their wallet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors verify identities instantly without you asking for cards.
Month 5
Customers stop asking you for advice and use touchscreens.
Month 13
Internal chutes release weighed product into containers automatically.
Year 1.9
Regulation catches up and kills the cash-only headache.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kiosk now handles the entire sale without your presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
3 minutes
Average transaction time
99.9 percent
ID check accuracy
0.02 grams
Inventory weight variance
Your severance
A coupon for a very standard office chair.
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