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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling pre-packaged grams is not a personality trait.
Expert in pseudo-scientific terpene profiles and retail patience.
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You weigh buds and answer questions about strain terpenes. Soon, the machine does it better and without the chatter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer just wants to talk rather than browse.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Interactive touchscreens replace the need to explain basic product descriptions.
Month 9
Standalone pods verify your age and dispense pre-packaged items directly.
Month 17
High-precision automated arms scale flower from bulk into individual containers.
Year 2
Sensors and vision models track user preference to eliminate staff advice.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop goes fully automated and you are kindly asked to leave.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
Infinite
Small talk saved
Perfect
Gram accuracy
Omniscient
Strain knowledge depth
Your severance
Two bags of popcorn and a locker key.
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