Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Cannabis Quality Assurance Specialist jobs? · Latest report #xnfpzbbi
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career path is literally just going up in smoke.
Professional haze inhabitant and designated couch ornament
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Consistent inhalation without the human mess
split.you▸ CLOUD-VAPORIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
nullifies critical thinking with extreme efficiency
You evaluate terpene profiles, combustion consistency, and psychoactive potency. We replace these sensory evaluations with gas chromatography and neural network feedback loops.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can verify if the snacks taste like actual cardboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Chemical vapor sensors map the exact chemical fingerprint of your preferred botanical samples.
Week 6
Neural networks ingest your subjective feedback to build a model of consumer preference.
Month 3
Robotic puff-simulators replace your lungs to maintain consistent delivery protocols.
Month 4
AI-driven selection replaces your inconsistent and hazy decision-making process.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human input is fully decommissioned in favor of high-precision chemical data logging.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
40 grams
Average intake
4% accurate
Accuracy rate
Near zero
Motivation levels
Your severance
A stale bag of chips and a bus pass
Discussion
