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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling plants to people who keep forgetting why they walked in.
Professional jar-opener and amateur terpene encyclopaedia.
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Perfect weigh-ins, zero small talk.
sluurp.you▸ BUDBOT KIOSK 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses precise weights without the small talk
You weigh out grams, check IDs, and answer the same questions about indica versus sativa all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer realizes they have no idea what they want.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cabinets automatically track stock weight using internal high-precision sensors.
Month 5
Scanners verify customer age and sync with inventory state databases.
Month 13
Robotic arms portion precise weights into containers without human handling.
Year 1.9
Touchscreen consoles handle orders while eliminating the need for staff advice.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The storefront becomes a fully automated vending vault with zero employees.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
4 minutes
Average transaction duration
94 per shift
Requests to smell jars
60 percent
Time spent talking about terpenes
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated snack dispenser.
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