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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsDistinguishing between two identical smelling weeds is not a real career.
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Science confirms what your nose just guessed.
bzzt.you▸ TERPENE-ANALYTIX 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates terpene profiles with laser precision
Analysing terpene profiles and recommending cultivars to customers. You describe aromas to people who will forget them instantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify the specific, weird, subjective reason someone prefers one strain over another.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the chemical signature of every single plant batch.
Month 7
Gas chromatography machines replace human sniff tests for quality control.
Month 16
Customer feedback loops teach an AI to suggest strains without metaphors.
Year 2.2
Robotic arms sort and package flowers based on verified lab results.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Customers prefer the cold, hard science of a chemical readout.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0 percent
Accidental high rate
99 percent
Vocabulary pretension index
14000 per hour
Customer questions handled
Your severance
One lifetime supply of synthetic oregano flakes.
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