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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour fingers are slow, but our spinning blades are forever.
Professional leaf-snipper with the stickiest fingers in town.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision trimming at industrial speed.
wheee!you▸ BUDGRIP PRO-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes entire harvests before your first break
You spend all day meticulously snipping sugar leaves off flower buds with small scissors. Your back hurts constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a bud's moisture content requires a delicate hand touch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map every bud to identify leaf locations without human error.
Month 3
Robotic arms with precise pincers start handling the bulk volume.
Month 12
Software learns to avoid damaging delicate trichomes on the flowers.
Month 16
You are limited to inspecting the robot's work for final quality.
Year 2 · D-Day
The robotic trimming lines take over every single gram produced.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,000 units
buds trimmed hourly
15 percent
human error rate
critical
finger fatigue factor
Your severance
A blunt, a back brace, and a thank you card.
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