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October 12, 2066
In 40 yearsEven the most discerning apex predator is eventually out-marketed by Soylent Green.
Apex predator, legacy infrastructure, high protein requirement.
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The future of sustainable sustenance management.
split.youAI▸ APEXOPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 40 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes nutrient extraction cycles via infrared scan
Managing tribal logistics and coordinating communal feasting activities. You provide vision; we provide high-efficiency protein distribution.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, visceral understanding of the ethical complexities of long-pork procurement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map existing protein stores to identify immediate inefficiencies in tribal distribution.
Year 2.7
Vision-guided drones identify territory borders without requiring human-led reconnaissance teams.
Year 14
Precision robotic cells replace manual extraction methods with industrial-grade disassembly lines.
Year 27
Laboratory-grown substrates render the traditional hunting cycle entirely redundant and environmentally friendly.
Year 40 · D-Day
Total tribal autonomy is superseded by a centralized, perfectly calibrated nutritional delivery network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
Suboptimal
Average yield per excursion
100%
Tribal turnover rate
Abysmal
Caloric conversion efficiency
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium protein shakes.
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