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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsFeeding the masses with yesterday's lunch, now with less human error.
Bulk-fry specialist and master of the oversized ladle.
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Consistency in every tray, zero shift drama.
bzzt.youAI▸ FEEDMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
perfects the grease temperature to the degree
You spend your day chopping bulk vegetables, searing frozen patties, and managing large-scale industrial deep fryers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge exactly how much salt to hide the cafeteria's questionable meat quality.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors track exactly how long you sear every single burger.
Month 10
Vision-guided robotic arms take over the soul-crushing vegetable chopping.
Year 1.9
Precision thermal vats replace your manual stove oversight.
Year 3
Conveyor belts deliver food directly to the service window.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your uniform is incinerated as the kitchen goes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
too many
Average burn scars
tonnes daily
Bulk onion throughput
uncomfortably high
Health code violations
Your severance
One lifetime supply of unseasoned industrial-grade mashed potatoes.
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