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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsMass-produced aesthetic satisfaction renders your individual brushstrokes a sentimental tax.
Analog pigment applicator and fabric stretcher enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect aesthetics for every vacant wall space.
bzzt.youAI▸ CANVAS-SYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human brush texture with perfect precision
You manually stretch fabric, mix pigments, and apply paint to create wall art. We will simulate the soul.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a specific shade of blue feels lonely against a room's light.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Vision models scan your portfolio to replicate your unique style.
Month 4
High-pressure nozzles prime canvases with uniform machine-perfect consistency.
Month 11
Automated robotic arms mix paint colors using precise chemical ratios.
Month 18
Machine vision guides robotic arms to apply paint with texture.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The gantry unit renders your physical presence completely unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
24 hours
Average drying time
12
Brushes cleaned per day
15 percent
Human error margin
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium acrylic paint thinners.
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