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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Canvasser jobs? · Latest report #9j7fkdx2
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour doorstep pitch is officially less effective than a targeted banner ad.
Professional pavement-pounder, expert at dodging porch pirates.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing doors and minds with perfect timing.
oof.youAI▸ PERSUASIONNODE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends hyper-localized spam at three a.m
You walk neighborhoods to solicit donations or votes, braving aggressive dogs and slamming doors all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a resident is actually interested in your pamphlet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors map every porch to avoid physical trespassing risks.
Month 7
Algorithms begin replacing your pitch with predictive behavioral ads.
Month 14
Smart doorbells identify visitors and deliver your pitch digitally.
Month 21
Robotic units distribute flyers without ever needing a break.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
Human canvassing is fully replaced by hyper-targeted network surveillance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
42 daily
Average doors slammed
0.4 percent
Average conversion rate
9 miles
Miles walked per shift
Your severance
A pair of broken-in walking shoes and a bus pass.
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