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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsMoving goalposts from your brain to a prompt is trivial work.
Professional architect of PowerPoint slides and Jira tickets.
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Turning buzzwords into actual database queries.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates roadmaps while you are sleeping
You build roadmaps, write project stories, and shepherd data teams through endless meetings about business intelligence metrics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to stakeholders about why the dashboard is failing with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent converts strategy docs into perfectly formatted Jira tickets.
Month 4
Algorithms predict feature priority based on actual revenue data instead of intuition.
Month 8
The system pulls real-time metrics directly from the DB for stakeholders.
Month 12
AI-moderated standups eliminate the need for a human to facilitate.
Month 13 · D-Day
The platform fully manages the data roadmap, rendering your role entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,000
Roadmaps generated per minute
99%
Story points ignored by engineers
All
Meetings replaced by a Slack bot
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a project management tool.
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