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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Capacity Planner jobs? · Latest report #ery57mvs
Your job has an expiration date
August 31, 2027
In 10 monthsYou buy servers that will be replaced by a simple script.
Professional guesser of how many CPUs we actually need.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying hardware for you, forever.
glub.youAI▸ CLOUDCAPACITY-X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes server density while you sleep
You track server hardware lifecycles and buy expensive metal for data centers. You predict growth to avoid downtime.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still argue with a vendor about a shipping delay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors report real-time idle capacity to eliminate your guesswork.
Week 10
The system orders hardware directly from suppliers without your approval.
Month 5
Cloud instances provision themselves, making your manual planning obsolete.
Month 8
Robotic arms pull retired units without needing your spreadsheets.
Month 10 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system optimizes its own growth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
40 percent
Hardware over-provisioning rate
112
Spreadsheet tabs open
9 weekly
Useless meetings about budget
Your severance
One free refurbished blade server from 2014.
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