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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track empty shipping containers that want to be elsewhere.
Professional spreadsheet juggler and lane-status whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimal logistics without human hesitation.
bzzt.you▸ LOGISTREAM PREDICTOR V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
recalculates route efficiency in real time
You balance fleet utilization across complex lanes. You mitigate cargo bottlenecks using spreadsheets and carrier communication.
The one thing AI can't do
You understand why the carrier actually ignores your emails.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scrape your inbox for carrier status updates.
Month 5
Models predict volume spikes before your spreadsheets load.
Month 10
Bots execute spot contracts at lower rates than humans.
Month 15
Algorithms push empty containers to high-demand zones automatically.
Month 21 · D-Day
The system runs the fleet without your manual oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
14,000
Spreadsheet rows managed
22
Emails per hour
Daily
Bottleneck headaches
Your severance
A PDF copy of your last successful shipping forecast.
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