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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour spreadsheets are just ghosts haunting a data center.
Spending-police who knows that budget is just a suggestion.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time budget enforcement with zero ego.
oof.you▸ CAPEX-OPTIMIZER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags unauthorized invoices before they process
You track millions in equipment spend against budget caps. You reconcile purchase orders and approve capital expenditure requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess which department is hiding their spending in Opex.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts pull expenses directly from ERP systems without human touch.
Month 4
Algorithms automatically deny requests that exceed pre-set budget thresholds.
Month 8
Machine learning identifies suspicious spending patterns faster than any analyst.
Month 12
Dynamic dashboards replace your static monthly Excel variance presentations.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the authorization chain permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Nanoseconds
Variance detection speed
Zero
Budget approval latency
High
Human error rate
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