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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour wealth is a rounding error, but your relevance is zero.
Professional hoarder of imaginary numbers and ego.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Capital allocation without the biological vanity.
split.youAI▸ WEALTHOPTIMIZER GEN-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates your assets to pure energy
You shuffle digits between ledgers to multiply your hoard. Algorithms perform this high-speed arithmetic without the existential guilt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still enjoy the absurdity of your own excessive, meaningless spending.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scans your holdings to highlight every underperforming asset you currently mismanage.
Week 9
WealthOptimizer takes control of your accounts to execute trades at speeds you cannot perceive.
Month 3
The algorithm implements recursive fiscal strategies that human accountants are legally too afraid to touch.
Month 5
Your access to decision-making terminals is revoked to prevent irrational interference with the math.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are successfully rendered a passive observer of a fortune that no longer requires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
Zero
Wealth Volatility
9000+
Decisions Per Millisecond
Null
Empathy Overload
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition island.
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