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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the slide deck, but the machine will sell the deal.
Junior analyst (mostly Excel, occasionally sleeping at desk).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals with zero human hesitation.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
models entire market shifts in seconds
You model financial outcomes, build pitch decks, and support MDs during client meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can read the room's body language when a deal starts to sour.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull market data faster than any human can.
Month 4
AI creates perfectly formatted slides from raw financial output.
Month 8
Software audits your spreadsheet errors with absolute cold precision.
Month 13
Digital agents provide real-time talking points for senior leadership.
Month 19 · D-Day
The machine pitches the deal directly to the client.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Infinite
Slide deck iterations
Stochastic
MD approval rate
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